I am a lonely superhero who is seeking that special lady.
My work keeps me very busy, what with ridding the world of meglomaniacs, helping old ladies cross the road, rescuing cats that are stuck up tree and such like. Calls on my services keep me from having a social life, so I thought I would try this.
Also, going out in public can be awkward as I get rocognised on accound of my lycra outfit, flappy cape and so on.
I would like to meet a nice lady who can look after me when I am not saving the world. Someone who is an experienced dry cleaner who can launder my outfits without shrinking them would be ideal, but not a deal-breaker.
I have plenty to offer the right person, such as doing housework at really high speeds, flying to the shop and lifting heavy objects with one arm.
So, if you think you are (wo)man enough for the job then send me a message.
Must now, as Lex Luthor has been spotted nicking Toffo's from Tesco and MUST be stopped. Up, up and away!